Thursday, May 29, 2008

Oh Dear

I had that feeling that I should have stayed in bed. I should listen to these feelings. I can't explain to much, but I can share one awful little detail about my day.
You know how you are driving along? It's a beautiful day. You have awesome tunes blasting. Then you see it way too late.
Your friendly neighbourhood office, with that very stern look about him.
You are already pulling over. You hope like hell the insurance is where it is supposed to be.
Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Me: ...........
Can we just skip the pleasantries. I understand I did something wrong. Please just give the ticket and we both go on our merry little ways.
It is early in the day for me at this point. I don't do well watching what I say. Apparently, it doesn't bother me that the person I am conversing with, carries a firearm.
Officer goes back to car.
I telephone hubby.
Unfortunately, I know the drill. I will be here for a little while. I wonder what those nice officers are doing when they take your license and insurance.
Me: Guess what?
Hubby: hm.
Hubby, small voice: k, what?
Me: I will not be able to get those kick ass shoes this weekend.
Hubby: How fast?
Me: You don't want to know.
Hubby: *sigh* Alright.
Me: It was a great tune.
Hubby: What is done is done.
Me: OK

Officer: This is your citation. Follow the instructions. Have a nice day.
Me: Thank you.
Me, inner voice: I just said thank you for punishing me. How messed up is that?
Lesson learned. I shall be more aware of my surroundings.
I should stop this tenants meeting in my brain. It is taking up valuable information storage. Joce, shhhh.
Oh well. Hi ho, hi ho, it off to work I go.

No new shoes this week end. I shall be a responsible adult. I think I have the technology for such a thing. Responsible. hmmm. Doesn't sound fun.

Hope you all have a great night/day. Just a couple of days, and it is the week end. I hope it is a good one for all you good people out there.

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